Baltimore Orioles Crab Cakes & Baseball That’s What Maryland Does Shirt
Official Baltimore Orioles Crab Cakes & Baseball That’s What Maryland Does Shirt
The entire inciting event of this entire thing is a bet between God and Satan. Satan essentially goads God into torturing a human for days, with almost no effort. All Satan says is “oh people only like you when their lives are going good.” That’s enough to make the Baltimore Orioles Crab Cakes & Baseball That’s What Maryland Does Shirt so you should to go to store and get this apparent Trumpian manchild that “created the universe” go “OH YEAH, I’LL SHOW YOU, I’LL TORTURE THIS GUY WHO LOVES ME AND HE’LL STILL LOVE ME!” God is apparently a toddler, according to Job. And not a very smart one. See, the book of Job makes perfect sense when you realize the Bible is 80% fairy tales borrowed (adapted?) from pagan religions. In fairy tales, the magical creature (God) doesn’t also claim to be morally perfect. Two magical creatures can have a petty argument involving torturing a dude, and you can use it as a moral story. However, when you put forth the toddler with a short fuse as the literal definition of all morality, stuff sort of falls apart.
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